February 26, 2008





Check it out! I'm on the net! This is my drawing, which I entered for a teen magazine at my library, and apparently they decided they liked it, because I'm up there, out here, whatever. So this is one of my drawings that I've been talking about.

-Insane Winged Girl

February 12, 2008




-Insane Winged Girl
SIMPLE PLAN'S ALBUM 'SIMPLE PLAN' IS OFFICALLY OUT AS OF MIDNIGHT -LAST NIGHT!!

I'm so excited! I've just listened to the whole thing on Youtube (everyone's already put the songs up), and it's totally WICKED AWESOME!!!!!!

These are the tracks in order:

When I'm Gone

Take My Hand

The End

Your Love Is A Lie

Save You

Generation

Time To Say Goodbye

I Can Wait Forever

Holding On

No Love

What If




-Insane Winged Girl

February 8, 2008

I like television commercials…I really do…I think it is nice that people spend so much time and money to make their products attractive to we the TV viewing audience…I would like to have my own commercial…I would advertise myself as a really nice guy, but I would have a skinnier guy play me in the ad so as to make me more attractive to the anti fat guy community…You see, that can’t be considered false advertising, because I would print the words, "actual Jaret may differ slightly from the Jaret you see on the screen." I think I would be a good seller…The stores would have lines to pick up the new Jaret…I would be the item to have on the Christmas list, and kids would ask Santa Claus for a Jaret…The only problem is, there is only one actual Jaret, so I am immediately out of print and collectable…My God, whomever ends up with me is going to make a fortune on E-bay…I should sell myself…I guess I need the commercial first though…I do like commercials – Jaret


That's a quote from the lead singer in one of my most favorite bands ever, Bowling For Soup. He's funny, don't you think?

-Insane Winged Girl
Hi, everyone! Sorry I haven't really posted in a while... Bad Insane Winged Girl *Smacks herself*... There. You happy now? Anyway, I've got lots of news. (Newses? Pieces of news?)

I watched Blood and Chocolate, the movie, and it's REALLY GOOD! It's just not like Blood and Chocolate the book at all. I mean, that was incredibly upsetting to me!

I was looking forward to watching to Ordeal and stuff...

I mean, they turned Astrid into a good guy! Vivian ran off with Aiden, who killed Rafe! What's up with that? They made Gabriel power hungry, dirty, disgusting and just all around bad. He ended up the bad guy. He tried to kill Aiden and Vivian.

In the book, I root for Gabriel. In the movie, I root for Aiden. I did like the way they did the transformation from human to wolf, but I didn't like that Vivan resisted it, like she hated it. In the book, she relishes the change. She loves it!

I also liked the way the did the Five, with all the jumping and everything, but I kinda wished they would have played a bigger part, you know? I mean, I like Willem, and I feel bad for Ulf, and Gregory and Finn are just kind of fun, you know?

Even Rafe was okay... until he started murdering people. In the movie, they make you pity Rafe because of his father, Gabriel (Not in the book, I might mention. In the book, Gabriel's twenty four, and Rafe's a teenager, so that would be kinda creepy.) pushes him too hard and doesn't actually really like him, as near as I can tell.

I mean, Gabriel (in the movie) sent Rafe off to threaten Aiden into leaving the city, and Rafe ended up trying to kill Aiden, and Aiden ended up killing Rafe.

Oh, yeah, and Astrid's Rafe's mother, rather than his lover in the movie. Plus, they aren't a murdering team. There's only one murder in the movie, and it's not even important.

Also, what happened to Esme? They killed Esme off with Vivian's dad for the movie - she's still alive in the book. And where's Aunt Persia???

All in all, I loved the movie to death, but it's not the same Blood and Chocoalte.

Whew. now I feel better. Was that enough of a rant for you?

No? Then here's my next one:

SIMPLE PLAN'S NEW ALBUM IS COMING OUT VERY SOON! I'm really happy about that, obviously. I just posted one of their new songs, which I am currently listening to on loop as I type... Hang on, I've got to start it over (It's on Youtube)... 'Kay, I'm back.

ME: WATCH THE VIDEO! *growls and brandishes long, sharp claws*

YOU: Maybe.

ME: WATCH IT NOW! *growls again, displaying slighly bloodstained teeth*

YOU: What, are you a vampire or something? Or is that supposed to be a werewolf?

ME: *sighs* Pretty please watch the video? *bats eyelashes*

YOU: Okay. See, you just had to ask nice.

ME: *taps foot*

ME: *looks at watch*

YOU: That was incredibly enlightening. I like.

ME: ME TOO!!!!!

YOU: *Backs away slowly...*

ME: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! COME BACK!! DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!

YOU: *runs away*

ME: *chases you* DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!


*BEEEEEEP* We're sorry to, like, interrupt this program. It seems that the writers have gone on strike, or something. Whatever. We'll come back, like, sometime, dude. Maybe. I guess. *BEEEEEEP*

End of trasmission.


- Insane Winged Girl

SIMPLE PLAN - WHEN I'M GONE (New Video)