Check it out! I'm on the net! This is my drawing, which I entered for a teen magazine at my library, and apparently they decided they liked it, because I'm up there, out here, whatever. So this is one of my drawings that I've been talking about.

-Insane Winged Girl

-Insane Winged Girl

SIMPLE PLAN'S ALBUM 'SIMPLE PLAN' IS OFFICALLY OUT AS OF MIDNIGHT -LAST NIGHT!!

I'm so excited! I've just listened to the whole thing on Youtube (everyone's already put the songs up), and it's totally WICKED AWESOME!!!!!!

These are the tracks in order:

When I'm Gone

Take My Hand

The End

Your Love Is A Lie

Save You

Generation

Time To Say Goodbye

I Can Wait Forever

Holding On

No Love

What If




-Insane Winged Girl

I like television commercials…I really do…I think it is nice that people spend so much time and money to make their products attractive to we the TV viewing audience…I would like to have my own commercial…I would advertise myself as a really nice guy, but I would have a skinnier guy play me in the ad so as to make me more attractive to the anti fat guy community…You see, that can’t be considered false advertising, because I would print the words, "actual Jaret may differ slightly from the Jaret you see on the screen." I think I would be a good seller…The stores would have lines to pick up the new Jaret…I would be the item to have on the Christmas list, and kids would ask Santa Claus for a Jaret…The only problem is, there is only one actual Jaret, so I am immediately out of print and collectable…My God, whomever ends up with me is going to make a fortune on E-bay…I should sell myself…I guess I need the commercial first though…I do like commercials – Jaret

That's a quote from the lead singer in one of my most favorite bands ever, Bowling For Soup. He's funny, don't you think?

-Insane Winged Girl

Hi, everyone! Sorry I haven't really posted in a while... Bad Insane Winged Girl *Smacks herself*... There. You happy now? Anyway, I've got lots of news. (Newses? Pieces of news?)

I watched Blood and Chocolate, the movie, and it's REALLY GOOD! It's just not like Blood and Chocolate the book at all. I mean, that was incredibly upsetting to me!

I was looking forward to watching to Ordeal and stuff...

I mean, they turned Astrid into a good guy! Vivian ran off with Aiden, who killed Rafe! What's up with that? They made Gabriel power hungry, dirty, disgusting and just all around bad. He ended up the bad guy. He tried to kill Aiden and Vivian.

In the book, I root for Gabriel. In the movie, I root for Aiden. I did like the way they did the transformation from human to wolf, but I didn't like that Vivan resisted it, like she hated it. In the book, she relishes the change. She loves it!

I also liked the way the did the Five, with all the jumping and everything, but I kinda wished they would have played a bigger part, you know? I mean, I like Willem, and I feel bad for Ulf, and Gregory and Finn are just kind of fun, you know?

Even Rafe was okay... until he started murdering people. In the movie, they make you pity Rafe because of his father, Gabriel (Not in the book, I might mention. In the book, Gabriel's twenty four, and Rafe's a teenager, so that would be kinda creepy.) pushes him too hard and doesn't actually really like him, as near as I can tell.

I mean, Gabriel (in the movie) sent Rafe off to threaten Aiden into leaving the city, and Rafe ended up trying to kill Aiden, and Aiden ended up killing Rafe.

Oh, yeah, and Astrid's Rafe's mother, rather than his lover in the movie. Plus, they aren't a murdering team. There's only one murder in the movie, and it's not even important.

Also, what happened to Esme? They killed Esme off with Vivian's dad for the movie - she's still alive in the book. And where's Aunt Persia???

All in all, I loved the movie to death, but it's not the same Blood and Chocoalte.

Whew. now I feel better. Was that enough of a rant for you?

No? Then here's my next one:

SIMPLE PLAN'S NEW ALBUM IS COMING OUT VERY SOON! I'm really happy about that, obviously. I just posted one of their new songs, which I am currently listening to on loop as I type... Hang on, I've got to start it over (It's on Youtube)... 'Kay, I'm back.

ME: WATCH THE VIDEO! *growls and brandishes long, sharp claws*

YOU: Maybe.

ME: WATCH IT NOW! *growls again, displaying slighly bloodstained teeth*

YOU: What, are you a vampire or something? Or is that supposed to be a werewolf?

ME: *sighs* Pretty please watch the video? *bats eyelashes*

YOU: Okay. See, you just had to ask nice.

ME: *taps foot*

ME: *looks at watch*

YOU: That was incredibly enlightening. I like.

ME: ME TOO!!!!!

YOU: *Backs away slowly...*

ME: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! COME BACK!! DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!

YOU: *runs away*

ME: *chases you* DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!


*BEEEEEEP* We're sorry to, like, interrupt this program. It seems that the writers have gone on strike, or something. Whatever. We'll come back, like, sometime, dude. Maybe. I guess. *BEEEEEEP*

End of trasmission.


- Insane Winged Girl

SIMPLE PLAN - WHEN I'M GONE (New Video)

Ashley Parker Angel - Soundtrack to your life

Isn't this awesome?

-Insane Winged Girl

Simple Plan - Crazy (Acoustic)

Is this amazing or no?

(If you say no... I'll... uh, do something. Maybe.)


THe acoustic version of 'Crazy' is totally sweet, don't you think?

*...I guess things are not how they used to be
There's no more normal families
Parents act like enimies
Making kids feel like it's World War III
No one cares
No one's there
I guess we're all just too (dang) busy
And money's our first priority
It doesn't make sense to me...*


-Insane Winged Girl

Good Charlotte

This is an awesome song!

*gets up and starts dancing*

WHAT?

-Insane Winged Girl

Reset - Why

This is an awesome song. This is the band that most of Simple Plan was in before they were Simple Plan. I think it's cool.


-Insane Winged Girl

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

You have one mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and tools.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough,.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- in one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.


You know it's funny. You know it.


-Insane Winged Girl

I made this. Try it and tell me what you think. In case you haven't noticed, it's an entirely loup-garou puzzle... all of the words are about werewolves.

Actually, my embedding code doesn't work, so I'll find a link, I guess.



I've found two really excelent werewolf books lately:




The Blooding (fiction)

Author: Patricia Windsor

C. 1996

Back cover:

Night forest, this is where I belong,
Your dark shadow child moving
Through the spaces between trees, knowing
Your every scent, dear forest, wet earth,
Mother of my wild heart...

My humanness has scampered away like
A frightened toad. This knowledge of who
I am now plows me, deepens me, pushes me
Through time. I know everything.
I know where fox and deer have walked,
Where turtle crawled, where badger crept.
I know the happiness of the hunt.

Doesn't that sound way too cool? It's so awesome. A bit creepy at times, though, so if you have low tolerence for that kind of stuff, watch out.

Blood and Chocolate

Author: Annette Curtis Klause

C. 1997

Inside cover:

Her laugh turned to a moan at the first ripple in her bones. She tensed her thighs and abdomen to will the change on, and clutched the night air like a lover as her fingers lengthened and her nails sprouted. Her blood churned with heat like desire.
The night, she thought, the sweet night.

Vivian Gandillon relishes the change, the sweet, feirce ache that carries her from girl to wolf. At sixteen, she is beautiful and strong, and all the young wolves howl for her. But Vivian still grieves for her dead father; her pack is in dissaray, and she feel lonely and lost. She longs for a normal life.
But what is normal for a werewolf?
Then Vivian falls in love with a human, a meat-boy. Aiden is kind and gentle, a welcome relief from the squabbling pack, and Vivian longs to reaveal herself to him. Surely he would understand her and delight in her dual nature, not fear her as an ordinary human would. Vivian's loyalties are devided further when a brutal murder threatens to expose the pack Moving between two worlds, she does not seem to belong in either. What is she really - human or beast?
Gutsy and gorgeous, Vivian will cast her spell over readers in Annette Curtis Klause's fast paced, sensuous story infused with moonlit magic.


This has got to be in my top ten books. I love it so much. =)

I also read two really awesome realistic fiction books in the past few days. I don't have time to go on and on, but the first is called 'The Queen of Dreamland' and the second is 'Blind Faith'. They're really wicked. The Queen of Dreamland is about a mother and adopted child being re-united, and what happens through all of that, and Blind Faith is basically a story of loss, but it's also really romantic, so if you like either, you'll like this. And even though you don't really get to know either character who dies very well, you might still cry over it.




Okay, well, I've gotta go now, so see you later.



-Insane Winged Girl


P.S. Here's my link... I hope...

http://www.quizilla.com/games/wordsearch/index.php?gid=4983&game_type=10&color=6

Uhg. Okay, do me a favor, copy and paste. Thanks.

Hey everyone! Okay, so these are some of the pics in my screensaver. They're mostly Max Ride stuff, as you can see, but there's also some Animorphs and Simple Plan stuff. I got 99.9 % of it from Photo Bucket, but some of the drawings I got from DeviantART.



This one's cute:







I like this one a lot. You have to look hard now, come on! I love these kinds of things. =)






This is a cool banner I spotted. I'M A TOTAL LOVER, TOO!!!






This is an Andalite, for those of you who don't know Animorphs. Obviously, Andalites aren't exactly from this planet.

They're usually not mean or agressive, but they all have different personalities. I'm not quite sure who this is...






This one's just cool. That's all I've got to say.





This is a Hork Bajir, also from Animorphs, and also not from Earth. Don't worry, if they aren't controlled by a Yeerk, they're nice. They eat bark, if that tells you anything. That's what the blades are for.






Once more, just way cool. Enough said.





This one's sweet. It's Fang and Angel. I found it on DeviantART. He's good with the younger ones, I think. Even if he's not exactly lovey dovey. Or touchy-feely. Or emotional. =)






This one just made me crack up. *snorts with laughter* Fang's - glittery ... *bursts into laughter*





I like this one. It's cool, don't you think? Even if that yellow creeps me out a little. =)





COME ON! LET'S GO!!! Join Fang's army!





This one's hilarious. But true. And quoted! (That's my favorite part...)




Max is cool. We all know this. This has got to be my favorite Max Ride picture EVER.





Now this one's just awesome. I have no further comments.






This is very awesome. I like the purple.






This one I find wickedly cool.





This is so funny. And it fits about ten thousand girls out here on the net.




This one's a quote. That's your cue to go, 'No duh'. =)





This one's really cool. It's an actual painting. Isn't it amazing?





This one's wicked awesome. Broken hearts are, like, my trademark; I put them on everything, usually right after my name.





If any of these belong to you, I'm really sorry I don't have names on here... I kinda forgot where everything came from.

So if you have a problem, just tell me your name and which one's yours, and I'll stick it on here. =)


I've started drawing pictures of the Flock, and so far I have Max and Fang. I'll try and scan them when I'm done so maybe you can see them...? If you feel like it, anyway.

Oh, yeah, I found out the name for those two songs: Track 10 is called 'I Won't Be There' and 11 is called 'One Day'. They're way cool. I like 'Worst Day Ever', too. =)


-Insane Winged Girl

I'm so psyched! My dad finally burned Simple Plan's other album for me, and I'm happy.

Whoa. Your happy glow. It's blinding.

Fang said that. =)


Anyway, the album's called 'No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls', and it's actually really good! There's two I have to skip though, 'God Must Hate Me', which says 'something-something-something ef-ing H-E double hockey sticks' in the chorus, and makes me sad. Also, 'My Christmas List', which says something about... um, well it's suggestive, that's all. Not bad, or anything, just not good.

So I'm skipping those two. But track ten and eleven rock! I don't know what they're called right now, but I'm going to look them up soon.

But here's a little quote from one of them:



'Everything I say,

You find a way

To make it sound like I was

born just yesterday




I don't wanna hurt you,

and you don't wanna hurt me

I can't stand you,

And you can't stand me

We can't rearrange

You can never change

Say goodbye, nothing I

Say can change your mind'



I put up a new screensaver. It used to be text (It said 'Max Ride rocks') but I've changed it to picture slide-show. I made a new folder and put a whole bunch of Max Ride, Animorphs, and Simple Plan pics in it, so now when my screensaver comes on, it's pictures of my favorite things. It's actually not bad.



If you happen to be reading my werewolf story, be aware that I am re-writing, so it'll be a while until I update.


- Insane Winged Girl

Simple Plan ~ I'm Just a kid

Simple Plan rocks! You're probably getting tired of them, but I'm not. So be forwarned, they will keep coming. =)

The only thing I don't like is that they swear in THIS song. This is the only one, too! WHY?! I love it so much!

'And maybe when the night is dead
I'll crawl into my bed
I'm staring at these four walls again
I'll try to think about the last time
I had a good time
Everyone's got somewhere to go
And their gonna leave me here on my own...'

Well, I like it. So whatever.

-Insane Winged Girl

My Alien - Simple Plan : The unofficial Video

Kinda weird, I know, but WAY COOL!

Simple Plan rocks my world.

-Insane Winged Girl

Simple Plan - Vacation

I LOVE SIMPLE PLAN.